Further Dispatches from Standards and Measures

[featherynscale]

It's official. Per JJ, my co-worker, the following standards of counting apply:

1 of something is "one"
2 or 3 are "a couple"
4 or 5 are "several"
and more than 5 are "numerous".

Please implement as soon as possible.

Comments

Re: Standard American Drewisms

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

How much is enough to choke a horse?

Re: Standard American Drewisms

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

More than a goat load less than whole hog.