It's all about the prepositions

[featherynscale]

Conversation from Sunday, about my birthday, which is Friday:

triadruid: You'll be 27, then?
Me: Yep. Fine druid number, that.
Triadruid: You're going to wake up a druid any day now. You'll likely wake up a druid on Saturday.
Me: Seems sort of unlikely.
Triadruid: *shrug* You could maybe wake up *with* a druid then. Three druids, possibly.
Me: Yeah, that sounds okay.
Triadruid: Nine druids, maybe. Do we know nine druids?
Me: I'm going to need a bigger bed.

Comments

Re: turning 27

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

So, uhm, what would I have to do to qualify as a druid by, say, this Friday?

I dunno:

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Is your age (or any other appropriate measurement) factorable by 3?
Can you 'sing' in a tempo which makes tortoises itch?
Do you have an affinity for creatures of nature? nevermind, Volfie...
Can you try to get along with dualistic Wiccans?
Do you own either a long white robe, or a long white beard?
Have you ever built a henge out of sticks/river rocks/Sculpey/dinner?

Please submit in triplicate (naturally).

Re: I dunno:

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That earns the ::pfft:: award for the day. Well done, beardy man.

Re: I dunno:

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Well then. I should have posted my version, then... it involved cows.

Re: I dunno:

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Have you ever built a henge out of sticks/river rocks/Sculpey/dinner?

Rolling on the floor here... there was a conversation at dinner last Friday about building a henge out of ...er... feminine hygeine products. The aim of said structure would be to keep the misogynistic supervisors away. Yes, my weird sense of humor strikes again. However, the original suggestion was not mine, but was instead made by cameellie....

Re: I dunno:

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Someone's beat you to it. (http://www.tamponhenge.co.uk/)

Though I have no idea if their structure wards away bosses or not.

Re: I dunno:

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'll have to pass that link along....