Bastards!

[featherynscale]

The link to 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army that I was using as part of my email signature has been going to a dead page for possibly weeks now. Bastardy.

Fortunately, the Internet is full of redundancy. And Skippy has his own site, apparently. Well done, Skippy.

Comments

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

I few of these I could realy relate too:

88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as “Mom”.

89. Must not refer to the Commander as “Dad”.

101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.

118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yeah - reading these always makes me think of all the military folk I know, and which ones of these they're probably also guilty of... Let's see: there's you, diermuid, iron_clad, opaljax... Yep.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That's right. Because I would have been one of the officers Skippy afflicted so. And I wouldn't be caught dead doing a lap dance in formation...(maybe on the parade ground, but certainly not in formation).

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I've heard about your parade grounds. Besides, there's nothing on Skippy's list about using your phone sex voice over the intercom, or about throwing cake to Odin, so I figured your lot was in a class by itself. :)