From my upcoming album, "Songs for the Put Upon"

[featherynscale]

Sung to the tune of "You are my Sunshine":

You're on my shit list,
My mortal shit list.
It is a short list,
But you are there.

If you don't get your
Act together (soon)
I'm going to put
My boot
Up your ass.

(whee!)

Comments

Re: Lovely little songs...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I find obnoxious doggerel to be a pretty damned good method of venting - I drop these little gems on the unsuspecting from time to time. It helps if you smile a lot while you sing it.