From my upcoming album, "Songs for the Put Upon"

[featherynscale]

Sung to the tune of "You are my Sunshine":

You're on my shit list,
My mortal shit list.
It is a short list,
But you are there.

If you don't get your
Act together (soon)
I'm going to put
My boot
Up your ass.

(whee!)

Comments

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's beeeyoooooooooteeful!

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

And furthermore: &hearts &hearts &hearts

Lovely little songs...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Invariably, I will find myself aggravated enough to actually sing that song to the person I am aggravated with. MY guess is that will be my ex. I'd better get a pair of rubber galoshes for the proctological finale.

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

you just put my coworker into fits of giggles. : )

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*Grin of great fierceness*

Re: Lovely little songs...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I find obnoxious doggerel to be a pretty damned good method of venting - I drop these little gems on the unsuspecting from time to time. It helps if you smile a lot while you sing it.

Brilliant!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Any idea if you've posted the other before? You've just spawned a new category of Memories for me...

Re: Brilliant!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I did also post the Nunya Bizness Song (http://www.livejournal.com/users/featherynscale/80957.html)...

Re: Brilliant!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Sweeeet. Memorized, thanks!

[teross50.livejournal.com]

The full moon is definatly coming LOL

[sxypaganmom.livejournal.com]

FABULOUS, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!!!!! :)

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

LOL! i lurve it!!

[orcjohn.livejournal.com]

You are an Evil Genius... That is a GREAT ditty.

[lady-bronwyn.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT!!!!! *cackle* Can I *use* that? That really made my day, thank you so much for that moment of joy and amusement!

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Beautifully mischevious, dahling.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Of course you can :)

All rites reversed, in nomine Discordia.