And then, there's this:

[featherynscale]

Taken from chainwoman, with no intention of returning it, especially as I already carved my initials in it.

1. Go to my userinfo page.
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will talk "All Kinds Of Shit" about them (I reserve the right to determine what constitutes "All Kinds Of Shit").

Pick anybody you want. I'll tell you about you, or your friend, or whoever, because, you know, who doesn't like to talk about their friends?

Comments

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

myrsine

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

saffronhare

I'm game.

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

wolfieboy

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

saffronhare is the last of an exotic race of highly educated warrior-women, known throughout the galaxy for their fearsome arm-wrestling and interior decorating skills. Of all the people I know, she is the most likely to come with a warning label, and it should say "Be alarmed - contents magnificent. Do not mix with the scatterbrained. Keep away from second drinks." She removes doors from their frames with the power of her will, and is perfectly willing to take damage for the sake of increasing competence. saffronhare is always playing to win, but doesn't always tell you what her conditions of victory are. She is a true child of the gods and only hangs out with the baddest of asses.

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

deviant_mute

Interesting name.


D.

Re: I'm game.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

wolfieboy is an expert on kinky sex and ferrets. He is exuberant and beautiful, and inclined to use claws. He is able to schedule fabulous gatherings, ponder the nature of the universe and defend the honor of Seattle all while making exquisitely painful puns. He is in love with the world, but especially cindygerb. He is the sort of person who knows Richard. He worries that he is too much, but revels in the abilities of other people to keep up. He's also heart-rendingly literate and has longer hair than god.

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

greektoomey

I'll play

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

hobbitblue

You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Really. That's the most marvelous thing I've heard in a very long time. I must print that and allow it to inspire me when the siren song of "good enough" fills my senses.

Blessings upon you, cupcake.

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing your BDUs to the office again? I'm so envious.

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Even better. I'm wearing brand new BDU pants of my very own, complements of zylch for my birthday. I look like the rough half of a lesbian couple. It pleases me greatly.

[silentreality.livejournal.com]

featherynscale... :)

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Note to self: change into different BDUs, lest saffronhare and I match.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

myrsine doesn't know it, but I worship her from afar. She is the only non-Santera I know that has any Yoruba, and my source for particularly obscure Tolkien trivia. She is a woman of many names and carries an air of swirling mystery wherever she goes. Her boythings are lucky to have her. She speaks more languages than kittenpants and has apparently superhuman patience. I think she is alarmingly brilliant, despite her tendency towards fanfic. She is both lovely and talented, and I hoped she'd post pictures of her new hair color, but she never did. She is a queen among Brunchers and Grey-Labyrinthers both.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

deviant_mute is a mad scientist. chronarchy would call her a bald hottie, and I would agree, although I mourn the passing of her dreadlocks. She is on a balls-out quest to make art, know life, and engage her own physical and mental tolerance levels. She's a member of the Irreality crew (hivemind?), and the sultry Canadian temptress of silentreality, and likely many other unsuspecting British men. She makes beautiful sigils, and is a damned fine photographer as well. She reminds me of wasabi.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Ah, but she has posted pictures, at least on Brunchma (I don't follow GL much):

Red-Headed Myrsine

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

*blows whistle* FOUL!

2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

deskdiva

[silentreality.livejournal.com]

foiled :)

I think its a perfectly valid request, though :) A little more challenging, perhaps.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

zylch, if only because I think she's pretty when she blushes. Well, I think she's pretty all the time. Note that I can only say this because she's a few miles away from me right now...even if we are dressed to match.

Couldn't resist

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

caracarn

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

greektoomey is an old-school dadamonger currently living in the surreal surrounds of Seattle. Despite statements to the contrary, he does not appear to be a bot. I suspect him of owning a very dapper pair of dancing shoes, possibly in black and white. He has fabulous ideas for various mischief and art which I often wish to implement immediately. He is currently awaiting surgical alteration to permanent non-breeder status, in which I wish him the best, and fully support his efforts. He's generally inspiring, and he ought to go out with wolfieboy sometime.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

gamera_spinning

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

chaosdruid... because turnabout for the goose is fairplay for the gander, or something.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

gonna sound weird since this person is on my friend's list but i have no idea who the hell they are...
astral_queen