And then, there's this:

[featherynscale]

Taken from chainwoman, with no intention of returning it, especially as I already carved my initials in it.

1. Go to my userinfo page.
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will talk "All Kinds Of Shit" about them (I reserve the right to determine what constitutes "All Kinds Of Shit").

Pick anybody you want. I'll tell you about you, or your friend, or whoever, because, you know, who doesn't like to talk about their friends?

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

saffronhare is the last of an exotic race of highly educated warrior-women, known throughout the galaxy for their fearsome arm-wrestling and interior decorating skills. Of all the people I know, she is the most likely to come with a warning label, and it should say "Be alarmed - contents magnificent. Do not mix with the scatterbrained. Keep away from second drinks." She removes doors from their frames with the power of her will, and is perfectly willing to take damage for the sake of increasing competence. saffronhare is always playing to win, but doesn't always tell you what her conditions of victory are. She is a true child of the gods and only hangs out with the baddest of asses.

You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Really. That's the most marvelous thing I've heard in a very long time. I must print that and allow it to inspire me when the siren song of "good enough" fills my senses.

Blessings upon you, cupcake.

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing your BDUs to the office again? I'm so envious.

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Even better. I'm wearing brand new BDU pants of my very own, complements of zylch for my birthday. I look like the rough half of a lesbian couple. It pleases me greatly.

Re: You've made me cry all over my new BDU pants.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Note to self: change into different BDUs, lest saffronhare and I match.