And then, there's this:

[featherynscale]

Taken from chainwoman, with no intention of returning it, especially as I already carved my initials in it.

1. Go to my userinfo page.
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will talk "All Kinds Of Shit" about them (I reserve the right to determine what constitutes "All Kinds Of Shit").

Pick anybody you want. I'll tell you about you, or your friend, or whoever, because, you know, who doesn't like to talk about their friends?

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

zylch, if only because I think she's pretty when she blushes. Well, I think she's pretty all the time. Note that I can only say this because she's a few miles away from me right now...even if we are dressed to match.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

zylch is currently off in the wilds of Back East, and therefore will not be here to read this comment immediately. Hence, I feel that I can say all kinds of things about her without fear of retribution for at least a week.
zylch is a strange but compelling combination of ascetic and aesthete - she's also tougher than nails and spits fire when necessary. She has high standards for herself and her friends and family. She also has the cutest dog in the world, a fact which may be related. She looks better in BDUs than anyone else I know, but despite that fact, seems to be straight. She is impeccable in her knowledge and practice, which is frankly damned impressive.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Hence, I feel that I can say all kinds of things about her without fear of retribution for at least a week.

Yes, but I'm here now, and I shall exact a terrible vengeance for all of the... er... nice things you said?

Or maybe I'll just make snarky comments instead.

spits fire when necessary.

Amendment: "or when she thinks it might be amusing."

She has high standards for herself and her friends and family.

You know, you can never go wrong praising your friends' taste in friends...

She looks better in BDUs than anyone else I know, but despite that fact, seems to be straight.

It's complicated, but that's the working theory. "Straight until further notice," as it were.

She is impeccable in her knowledge and practice, which is frankly damned impressive.

Ok, now I'm blushing. Compared to all y'all, I'm slackeriffic.