The monkeys are going in a lockbox until such time as damonite or another resourceful soul can find a purpose for them...they're spilling into the ether...
What did I tell you about bringing home dimension-shifting monkeys? I mean, one, one was good. One should have been enough for anybody. But noooooooooooooooo. You two had to have more. You had to have the big-ass pile of monkeys on the den floor, had to be the big monkey-hoarding people. "Oh, they'll be so cute!", you said. "Oh, we'll dress them up, and everybody will want one!", you said. And now look. They're everywhere. I swear there are more of them every time I look - they're like tribbles.
LOL. Just the concept of stuffed monkey bondage is hilarious.
I had a dream last night where I went to my ex b/f's house cause he bought me a Christmas present but when I got there I couldn't find him. So I went to the garage through the backyard to look for him there and his backyard was full of monkeys and they attacked me. He was like, controlling the monkeys; he had a monkey goon squad. He did give me my present though, before the monkeys prepared to torture me for some knowledge they thought I had.
Can anyone really have to many monkeys? I mean really...do you have a hundred sweet potato washing monkeys yet? If not then you are certainly not anywhere near the too many monkey level.
mac's mom got him the monkey sock kit a few years ago. it's still lying(now dusty)in the basement with all the other unfinished or non finished sewing projects. it's a shame really...
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Date: 2003-12-30 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 02:18 pm (UTC)Okay, that's it!
Date: 2003-12-30 02:43 pm (UTC)Re: Okay, that's it!
Anybody want a monkey?
Re: Okay, that's it!
Date: 2003-12-30 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 02:36 pm (UTC)I had a dream last night where I went to my ex b/f's house cause he bought me a Christmas present but when I got there I couldn't find him. So I went to the garage through the backyard to look for him there and his backyard was full of monkeys and they attacked me. He was like, controlling the monkeys; he had a monkey goon squad. He did give me my present though, before the monkeys prepared to torture me for some knowledge they thought I had.
I woke up very confused.
Yes, everyone needs a monkey.
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Date: 2003-12-30 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 10:26 am (UTC)That's a really good idea.
Good for the monkeys.
Doubtful
Date: 2003-12-30 03:12 pm (UTC)Re: Doubtful
Date: 2003-12-30 03:16 pm (UTC)Do yours wash sweet potatoes?
To the Store!
Date: 2003-12-30 08:22 pm (UTC)Re: To the Store!
Date: 2003-12-31 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 06:54 pm (UTC)