Everybody needs a monkey.

[featherynscale]

Or some monkey stuff. Don't they?

Comments

[damonite.livejournal.com]

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Actually I think my other two-thirds have hit the monkey limit for our house already, but in general, I support monkeys for everyone.

[damonite.livejournal.com]

Haha, excellent. Monkey quotas at an all time high! I used to have 'www.stuffedmonkeybondage.com' registered.

Okay, that's it!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

The monkeys are going in a lockbox until such time as damonite or another resourceful soul can find a purpose for them...they're spilling into the ether...

Re: Okay, that's it!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What did I tell you about bringing home dimension-shifting monkeys? I mean, one, one was good. One should have been enough for anybody. But noooooooooooooooo. You two had to have more. You had to have the big-ass pile of monkeys on the den floor, had to be the big monkey-hoarding people. "Oh, they'll be so cute!", you said. "Oh, we'll dress them up, and everybody will want one!", you said. And now look. They're everywhere. I swear there are more of them every time I look - they're like tribbles.

Anybody want a monkey?

Re: Okay, that's it!

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll take a monkey. It'll go well with the two little 'monkeys' I have in the house already.

[tsninja.livejournal.com]

LOL. Just the concept of stuffed monkey bondage is hilarious.

I had a dream last night where I went to my ex b/f's house cause he bought me a Christmas present but when I got there I couldn't find him. So I went to the garage through the backyard to look for him there and his backyard was full of monkeys and they attacked me. He was like, controlling the monkeys; he had a monkey goon squad. He did give me my present though, before the monkeys prepared to torture me for some knowledge they thought I had.

I woke up very confused.

Yes, everyone needs a monkey.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of that going around these days, apparently (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kittenpants/8994.html).

[tsninja.livejournal.com]

I think there's a tribe of semi civilized, very clever, very witty monkeys running around in the dream world messing with people.

That's a really good idea.

Good for the monkeys.

Doubtful

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Can anyone really have to many monkeys? I mean really...do you have a hundred sweet potato washing monkeys yet? If not then you are certainly not anywhere near the too many monkey level.

Re: Doubtful

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, ours don't wash sweet potatoes. In fact, they don't do much of anything. They just lie around.

Do yours wash sweet potatoes?

To the Store!

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Must get sweet potatoes and 97 monkeys to test this hypothesis!

Re: To the Store!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

All Hail SCIENCE!

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

mac's mom got him the monkey sock kit a few years ago. it's still lying(now dusty)in the basement with all the other unfinished or non finished sewing projects. it's a shame really...