If I ran the underworld....

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Morning people, Telemarketers who enjoy their job, General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Rules lawyers, Highway litterers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who get by on their looks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Internet trolls
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Lapdog reporters, SUV drivers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Door-to-door evangelists, Objectivists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

People who use the term "homosexual agenda" in a serious manner
Circle VII Burning Sands

Habitual drunk drivers, Media conglomerates
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Fundies of all stripe, Psychopaths in leadership positions, John Ashcroft
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell