Is that so wrong?

[featherynscale]

For some reason, when I see posts with text like this:
"HELLO KANSAS CITY PEOPLE
is there anything amazingly good going on this year for new year's?"
it makes me want to post comments like, "Well, we're sacrificing a goat over at our house..." And I'm pretty sure that's a poor idea.

But then I get email from HR that says things like "Those reviewers who fail to finish all their evaluations on time risk their own eligibility to receive a pay increase this year...not to mention the fiery pits of hell..." and I wonder how relevant my personal content filters actually are.

Comments

[damonite.livejournal.com]

Wait, he threatened hell? Religious disposition aside, I want to work with that man.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I wish I had the original email - he basically promised special dispensation for sins for those who turned in the evals on time, and threatened fire, brimstone and apocalypse for those who didn't. It was priceless.

[damonite.livejournal.com]

His words have moved me, I wish to subscribe to his news letter.