Please don't think I am mad at your dog, and certainly not you for having him. He's really just a sort of Ur-Dog and can't help being anything but that.
We have frontal lobes; we have opposable thumbs, and goddendamnit, we outnumber him! Surely we can manage him if we just try hard enough.
So, who's gonna go to Vulcan's Forge about getting some titanium... (or maybe women's beards, and the breath of fish)?
I don't know about you, but dammit, I'm not putting my hand in his mouth. Besides, I think that the binding of chaos is what leads to Ragnarok, so maybe we're better off just letting him maraud from time to time. I'll stop off and get a new lead this afternoon.
Thank you for being tolerant of my four-footed toddler of DOOM.
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branchandroot
Nah
Date: 2003-12-03 08:22 am (UTC)We have frontal lobes; we have opposable thumbs, and goddendamnit, we outnumber him! Surely we can manage him if we just try hard enough.
So, who's gonna go to Vulcan's Forge about getting some titanium... (or maybe women's beards, and the breath of fish)?
Re: Nah
Date: 2003-12-03 08:35 am (UTC)I'll stop off and get a new lead this afternoon.
Thank you for being tolerant of my four-footed toddler of DOOM.