MomTracker

[featherynscale]

Time of call: 33 minutes, 17 seconds.
Questions about love life: 7*.
New tactics introduced: "Do your friends ever try to set you up with anybody?" "Do your roommates work with anybody you'd want to date?"
Pleas for grandchildren: 1.
Response to denial re grandchildren: "Oh, everybody says that until they find Mr. Right."
Implications that I'm wasting my life: 3.
Questions about job: 0**.

* - Record High.
** - Record Low.

Comments

Re: It's all relative.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

my mother's calls are generally like that only a lot of time it's
-are you sitting down? some unknown relative is dying.
-you remember such and such? sure you do you used to hang out with them when you was two.