MomTracker

[featherynscale]

Time of call: 33 minutes, 17 seconds.
Questions about love life: 7*.
New tactics introduced: "Do your friends ever try to set you up with anybody?" "Do your roommates work with anybody you'd want to date?"
Pleas for grandchildren: 1.
Response to denial re grandchildren: "Oh, everybody says that until they find Mr. Right."
Implications that I'm wasting my life: 3.
Questions about job: 0**.

* - Record High.
** - Record Low.

Comments

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

yeah i finally paid off the mother unit so i owe her no money and she has no use for me any longer. she asked me to come over for thanksgiving so i can spend it with her, my once dead now alive uncle, and their cousin and kids. i am like ah...no...no thanks...none for me thank you. i mean if i am such a horrible, bitch, slut, whore, doesn't amount to anything and never will person then why would she want to spend time for me anyway?