MomTracker

[featherynscale]

Time of call: 33 minutes, 17 seconds.
Questions about love life: 7*.
New tactics introduced: "Do your friends ever try to set you up with anybody?" "Do your roommates work with anybody you'd want to date?"
Pleas for grandchildren: 1.
Response to denial re grandchildren: "Oh, everybody says that until they find Mr. Right."
Implications that I'm wasting my life: 3.
Questions about job: 0**.

* - Record High.
** - Record Low.

Comments

Re: It's all relative.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Wow... average call from my mother lasts maybe half an hour, but only happens once every several months. Granted, it helps that I didn't tell them my Lawrence phone number until three months after I'd gotten it. Email too is blessedly rare, along the lines of "Just wondering if you're still alive -- haven't heard from you in a few months." or "We're going somewhere; here are travel dates and contact info." My presence in Kansas is causing a distubing upward trend in these stats, however.