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From [livejournal.com profile] rougewench,

1) What's the middle name of first person you slept with? Eric.

2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? Black mesh with red trim and a red dragon screened on the front.

3) What song do you want played at your funeral? Poi Dog Pondering - Bury Me Deep, just for effect.

4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? Point for consideration... wouldn't any hypothetical single friends already have the number of the hypothetical slutty friend?

5) What would your last meal be before being executed? A good curry - shrimp korma maybe. And fried ice cream with honey and cinnamon.

6) Beatles or Stones? Beatles - aside from the whole "Sympathy for the Devil" thing, the Stones never turned me on much.

7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? Assuming that I would have sole control over the timing and manner of their death, I'd pick me. Then keep myself alive as long as necessary.

8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Skinny rich women who do BoTox parties and keep pomeranians. Not that I have anything against pomeranians per se.

9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex? From the [livejournal.com profile] triadruid system, Compatible Dysfunctions.

10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? Good gods, no. Who has time for this?

11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Invisibility at will.

12) Favorite hangover cure? A load of water, and a bowl of grits with cheese and copious amounts of red pepper.

13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? Not many at all. I'm an exceedingly cheap date. Say 2-3.

14) Favorite Outkast lyric? Don't know any.

15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? I really don't have a stable preference. I'm more about long hair than about any particular color.

16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? Deaf.

17) Do you have any psychiatric problems? Doesn't everybody? I don't have anything of clinical concern though, unless I fail to take my thyroid hormones for a substantial length of time (6 months seems to be a flashpoint), at which point I tend to begin acting out like someone with cyclothymia (and if I'm really lucky, schizophrenia spectrum disorders!), but even that is psychiatric symptoms of a non-brain physical disorder, so I'm not sure it counts.

18) Siblings that should go to rehab? Nope. Uncles, though, and probably cousins.

19) Least favorite month? February.

20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? Ignore them.

21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid? E.T. - I was four and I had to leave the theater because I was scared.

22) Favorite person in the whole world? Er. I don't have a favorite person. I have a list of favorite people, and they know who they are.

23) When's the last time you went on a date? [livejournal.com profile] kcwitch took me out to lunch yesterday, which she informs me is a date because she drove and she paid.

24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? Yes, both.

25) Fall or spring? Fall.

26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? I generally enjoy making out with people - there are people I wish I hadn't dated, and possibly even people I wish I hadn't slept with, but I don't think there's anyone I wish I hadn't made out with.

27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? Doesn't apply.

28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? Somewhere warm. Arizona or New Mexico probably.

29) Who is the person you can count on the most? I can count on everyone, provided that I am counting on them to be the person that they are. I generally trust people to act in their own best interest and in the interest of their clan/family/etc., and I find I'm seldom disappointed by this.

30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor. Date a celebrity? Bullshit. This question is really about who do you think you want to fuck...because you have no idea what a celebrity is really like. ([livejournal.com profile] rougewench's commentary preserved, as it's appropriate.) Johnny Depp, David Bowie (though I'm not sure if I'd rather have him as he is now, or as he was in the early 80s), Ani DiFranco, Eddie Izzard, Mae West, Maynard James Keenan

31) What books have you pretended to read? People do this? I don't think I ever have.

32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Experimental.

33) What's your favorite drinking game? KURS, even though that doesn't have to be a drinking game.

34) What did you dream about last night? My dad coming to Kansas City to take me to Paris, because he had to go there and couldn't speak the language. He showed up too soon though, before I got my room cleaned, and had some interesting questions about my choice of decor.

35) Favorite vice? Lately, biting people.

36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? I don't know. It used to be "I'm scared", but I seem to be saying that a lot lately, and nothing else has yet filled the void of things I'd never admit to.

Pleading the Fifth

Date: 2003-11-21 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
I care, sweetie. And I read your answers, but you know that I'd refuse to answer at least 3/5 of these questions, if anybody asks.

Hypocritically yours,
Saff

Date: 2003-11-21 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rougewench.livejournal.com
Early 80's Bowie, before his ass sagged and he grew his small poochlet.


D.

Date: 2003-11-21 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I don't know - he's aged interestingly. Grown into his face, as my mother would say.

Buh?

Date: 2003-11-21 01:50 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (pointy on 3 of 3 ends)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

WTF? If you're straight, then you...wouldn't 'do it' with someone of the same sex. If you're not, then the point is moot.

Pretenders can not bite me.

Re: Buh?

Date: 2003-11-21 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Freaking logic problems.

Can the unrepentantly playful bite you?

re: unrepentantly playful

Date: 2003-11-21 02:28 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (dragonsex)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
C'mere and I'll tell you..

Date: 2003-11-22 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kcwitch.livejournal.com
yup...i drove, i paid...so we was out on a date. ;)

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