100 questions

[featherynscale]

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Yup. I had a pair that were like someone had cut a slit in the legs of straight-leg jeans and sewn in orange fabric with yellow flowers on them. They belonged to my aunt when she was a teenager - I wore them as part of a costume a couple times.

3. Have you ever written a song? Several, really.

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Hell no.

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Sure. Not even just at the Melissa Ethridge concert, either.

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Sure. The condition of my feet is very important to me.

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Not at all. Ketchup is abomination, and should not be consumed by me.

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No, sadly.

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Yep. From 2nd grade through 7th, I believe.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yes.

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No!

12. What is your biggest pet peeve? When people ask a question and refuse to believe/acknowledge the answer. (note: Yes, it also bothers me when I do it.)

13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Yes. It's only one of the range of obnoxious things I'm likely to do with my drink and/or my straw.

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes. See above re: obnoxious things done with drink.

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Neither, really. Ketchup.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic, usually. The bags come in handy as small trash bags and pumpkin-disposal gloves, among other things.

18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Depends on the day.

19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it? I don't think I had one. I had a blue baby doll called Beans, and a Chewbacca called, well, Chewbacca.

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Good gods no. Neither my hair nor anybody else's. I did cut a wig for Khristoff one time, and that didn't turn out so badly, but not so well that it would encourage me to try on actual hair, either.

21. Have you ever sleepwalked? I don't think so. I do talk, sing, kick, punch, and molest people in my sleep, but unless you're sleeping in my bed, you are really in no danger of this.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's? I think I did when I turned 1.

23. Can you flip your eyelids up? Ewww. I never tried, and I'm not about to begin now.

24. Are you double jointed? Possibly. I'm able to get into a lot more positions than someone of my size and build ought to be able to.

25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 21, I think. I didn't really enjoy being 21, but I think it would be more fun if I could do it again.

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Not that I recall.

27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No.

28. What is your dream car? If I could get a hybrid-power Mini, I think I'd be all over that.

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yep. I'm from Florida.

31. How many cavities do you have? None right now, they're all filled in.

32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No, but my uncle did once at Thanksgiving dinner, on a bet.

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? Unbuckle.

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.

35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yep. I can do a lot of things with my toes.

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? I don't know. I don't own anything that has a remote control, but I think that the entertainment center that came from kittenpants and triadruid's old apartment has two or three.

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Many, many times.

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 4, I think.

39. How many foreign countries have you visited? None (very sadly)

40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Hell no.

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Poor and happy, I think.

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I ask for directions before I get lost.

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? I had a toy that was called that... (Not *that* kind of toy!)

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland. Lost a lot, talks to cats, plays cards, eats a lot of mushrooms, knows a lot of nonsense poetry.

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons. Ant farms are kind of creepy, even without ants.

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Wheat bread.

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? No eggs at all, really. Had a bad reaction to my measles vaccination, and now I can't much eat them without being ill.

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yep. At 3 a.m., when I was on my way to my friend's wedding, out in the middle of nowhere, in the rain. We had to walk like 12 miles or something to the gas station, and were able to hitch a ride back with a trucker.

51. Do you talk in your sleep? Yep.

52. Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn. Snow frightens me.

53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Bitten.

54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yes.

55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Depends. A bear might chase you till it gets tired, but a shark can only chase you until you get out of the water.

56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? No, I'm not much good at climbing trees. I can usually find someone to do that sort of thing for me.

57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yep. See above re: I'm from Florida.

58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? They're about the same to me. Both are too sweet - I prefer Diet.

59. What's your favorite number? 3, 5, and 8

60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? No, actually. I'd be a Volvo 240.

61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
Not accidentally.

62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
I prefer to get up and go in another room for that sort of thing.

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yeah, a few times.

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Herbal body-wash stuff. Nothing like covering your skin in eucalyptus oil first thing in the morning.

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yep. Fortunately, I'm pretty good at breaking into the house. I've never locked myself out of the current house, though.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpson voicing. I don't mind singing, but I think that if you're a singing cowboy you have to wear chaps.

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
vote: Johnny Depp.

68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk? Sure. I was a kid just as long as everybody else was :)

69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? A huge nose. The eye thing, that hurts.

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? Not the two of them at the same time.

71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? Yes, if my friend asked it of me.

72. Have you ever returned a gift? Yes.

73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Sure.

74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Women's hockey

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7 (I think - maybe 6)

77. Do you sing in the car? Of course.

78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Honey

79. What is your favorite breed of dog? I like pretty much all dogs. I prefer large dogs to small dogs though. I've always wanted a Newfoundland or a Great Pyrenees.

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Sure.

81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Ummm. I don't know. I'd probably be more like a tricycle, anyway.

82. What is your least favorite fruit? Peaches.

83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Lychees, but after having eaten the lychee gels that kittenpants was so fond of, I really don't think I need to eat any.

84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Hrm.... Brookstone. I really want one of those wild foam mattresses they sell.

85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don't know that I own anything that qualifies as "sports apparel".

86. How many letters will/did you earn in your high school career? 2 Hi-Q (Academic bowl), 1 choir, 1 academics

87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
I don't know. Probably not many of them. Upper body strength is not so much my thing. If I have any strength to speak of, it's all in the legs.

88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Air force. Not that I would join, or that any of them would take me.

89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Erm. If I had to. It's probably not a thing I would choose to do.

90. What do you think is your best feature? Tits. Tits are welcoming :)

91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Gospel. :-P

92. What is your favorite season? Early fall.

93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Hrm. In my mother's family, there are only 3 of us (mother, stepdad, me). In my father's family, there are 7 (father, his wife, 3 girls and 2 boys). In my current household, there are also 3.

94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Touch.

95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer.

96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise? Yep. At the Atlanta Zoo.

97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 4 years, but hoping to go back some time.

98. Have you ever had surgery? Nope. At least, none that required someone other than me to perform it.

99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football player. Figure skating involves ice, which is cold.

100. What do you like to collect? Ideas, songs, stories, kisses.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I didn't start the fire, It has long been burning, since the world's been turning.


Oh...

I did NOT just quote Billy Joel...

Ugh..

I will have to burn my KISS army card now.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

LOL! you are a freak hunny! that's why i loves you.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ack! Fanboy!
*swat swat swat*

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I find it funny that the misfits of yesterday are, in retrospect, seen as the 'joiners' by our crowd.

And to be honest, I don't believe I ever joined the KISS army, it was way too cool for the likes of me. But I couldn't come up with anything else quick other than cutting my long hair or burning my Motley Crue albumns... and that just AIN'T happening.

I am too busy planning for my layoff. If you turn disaster into opportunity, it makes the best out of a tragic situation. So if I am laid off on Thursday, it will be like winning the lottery.