Conversation of the day, with Dan

[featherynscale]

MullenGator: You don't figure Johnny Depp's to blame for all this, do you?
MullenGator: pirate-dom?
Featherynscale: whose pirate-dom?
MullenGator: just people's. not just yours. but yours included.
Featherynscale: I was a pirate before. It's genetic.
MullenGator: I mean, hello, pirate-themed Survivor...

*pause*

MullenGator: You know what nobody ever calls me? Swarthy.
Featherynscale: That's because you're not swarthy.
MullenGator: That's just logic talking.