Content-Free Friday Presents: Shag, Marry, Throw off a cliff!

[featherynscale]

Commenters are encouraged to respond, with justification, to any or all of the following items.
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).

Comments

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Shag Clinton, Throw McCain off a cliff, Marry Obama.
   
2. Batmen: Throw Adam West off a cliff, Marry Michael Keaton (Mr. Batmom!), Shag Christian Bale.
   
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Marry Britney Spears, Throw Paris off a cliff, Shag Bai Ling.
   
4. Advice columnists: Shag Dan Savage (he's already married, for one), Marry Dear Abby, Throw Gustavo Arrelano off a cliff.
   
5. Superman's Supervillains: Marry President Lex Luthor, Shag General Zod, Throw Bizarro up a cliff.
   
6. Websites that will ruin your career: Shag LiveJournal, Throw MySpace off a cliff, Marry Facebook.
   
7. Catwomen: Marry Eartha Kitt, Shag Michelle Pfeiffer, Throw Halle Berry off a cliff.
   
8. Older women still workin' it: Throw Cher off a cliff, Marry Tina Turner, Shag Sophia Loren.
   
9. Dead Poets' Society: Throw Ezra Pound off a cliff, Marry Ralph Waldo Emerson, Shag Emily Dickinson (somebody should have).
   
10. Historical Lunatics: Shag Emperor Norton I, Throw King Ludwig II off a cliff, Marry Sarah Winchester.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The inclusion of Mr. Batmom makes this the winning response so far. :)