Commenters are encouraged to respond, with justification, to any or all of the following items.
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.
1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.
1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).
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Date: 2008-05-23 05:28 pm (UTC)[Shag: Clinton][Marry: Obama][Throw: McCain]
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
[Shag: Bale][Marry: West][Throw: Keaton (sorry dude, nothing personal, I just ran out of options)]
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
[Shag: Paris (I think she grosses me out least)][Throw: Brit][Marry: Bai, I guess]
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
[Shag: Arrelano][Marry: Van Buren][Throw: Savage]
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
[Shag: Lex Luthor][Marry: Bizarro][Throw: Zod]
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
[Shag: Facebook (like a ten dollar hooker!! Not that I shag ten dollar hookers regularly...)][Marry: LJ (LJ, I think I want to take our relationship to the next level...)][Throw: MySpace (without hesitation!)]
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
[Shag: Halle Berry][Marry: Eartha Kitt][Throw: Michelle Pfeiffer]
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
[Shag: Tina Turner][Marry: Sophia Loren][Throw: Cher]
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
[Shag: Dickinson][Marry: Emerson][Throw: Pound (sorry dude, love your work, hate the attitude)]
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).
[Shag: Norton][Marry: Ludwig][Throw: Winchester]