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Someone appears to have taken our recycle bin. I hope it is being used for some grand purpose, or being taken on mad adventures.

Feel free to make up your own story about the fate of our blue bin and post it in the comments. :)

Date: 2008-04-26 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] incommune.livejournal.com
Whenever the trashcans (or, more frequently, their lids alone) went missing from our yard, my father would usually find them out in the woods days later, with teeth marks I could almost get my little finger through punched through the heavy plastic.

Date: 2008-04-26 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaymyth.livejournal.com
It was blue? Perhaps it was not really a recycle bin at all, but a TARDIS! After all, something had to happen to all those semi-sentient time machines after all the Time Lords kicked it, and we all know that TARDIS chameleon circuits are partial to the color blue.

Somewhere, a pair of squirrels are careening through time and space!

Date: 2008-04-26 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruisseau.livejournal.com
dammit, I think mine's normal! I could have gone; they're bigger on the inside... *is sad*

Date: 2008-04-26 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
Homeless stree magician using it as part of lowest budget version of Metamorphosis. Ever.

Date: 2008-04-26 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamera-spinning.livejournal.com
Mars needs trash!

Rule #34

Date: 2008-04-26 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com
DON'T JUDGE MY LOVE.

Re: Rule #34

Date: 2008-04-26 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demimortal.livejournal.com
A depressed homeless person wanted a cart to match their mood.

Re: Rule #34

Date: 2008-04-26 04:54 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (einstein)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Congratulations, sir; you won One Internetz.

Date: 2008-04-26 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
No doubt about it... you have renegade Bum-Bots!

Date: 2008-04-26 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sagamockingbird.livejournal.com
Someone stole our recycle bins and three trashcans last year. But they left the trashcan lids. We thought our lawn guy had taken them for something but he says he didn't. ??????

Date: 2008-04-26 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curlysquirrel.livejournal.com
Dear homeowner...

I have had it! Yeah, you put me out on the curb with stuff that can be reused to prevent the earth from deteriorating any faster, but I feel used!!! I haven't had a decent bath in weeks! How would you feel if every animal in the neighborhood came up to you to sniff and pee on you???

Don't look for me... I'm gone... find someone else to pitch crap to.

Bloo

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