It's F-You Monday. It just is.

[featherynscale]

I'm All Done with today already. All Done. So I'm taking a page from a local radio station's playbook, and offering this space as free and anonymous for statements of total pissoff. The IP-logger is off, if you're pissed off about something, feel free post it anonymously here. (You have to switch who you're posting as in order to do this, or log out.)

In keeping with the format of the day, all comments should begin with something along the lines of "I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to ..."

For example (cause this is mine): "I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to the fact that somehow I have become a middle-aged woman-looking person with a xanax prescription. I mean, really, could I be any less likely to be taken seriously? Oh, don't listen to me, I have a vagina and my life is stressful, I might say or do anything, you just can't trust me. Fuck a buncha that."

(I'm in a big piss-off. Later I'll post the other side of this game, for people who are unreasonably happy about their Monday. I'd like to get around to being one of them.)

Comments

[lulumai.livejournal.com]

this is going to take some thought... but i have a list growing in my head. Maybe by COB i will have something pithy and poignant enough to post.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to people who do not return phone calls. If you do not want to talk to me, call me up and say "Dude, I do not want to ever talk to you again" if that is the message you are trying to convey.

FUCK your passive-aggressive non-response.

Thanks for providing the space for this FU-PSA. I'm sure being anonymous does me no good what-so-ever, as my writing style is pretty recognizable, but I'll go along with the format.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, if that helps. :)

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to the person who doesn't know how to use Excel, but royally fucked up a spreadsheet that took me 17 hours to prepare, so that it was sent out under my boss's signature actually unreadable.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to my husband's former boss. Yeah, the bitch that, in a meeting on Monday, said that they{management} would have to review the call and that he would have to leave the premises immediately but be back at 1:00 on Tuesday then, in front of HR on Tuesday, said "I never said that. I said that we were going to review the call with you that afternoon." and had terminiated his employment for "voluntary job abandonment" because he left.

Karma's a bitch and she WILL get even.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd also like to say FUCK YOU to the insurance offered by my company for not offering a viable means by which to provide the court mandated health insurance to my step-daughter. The only option is out-of-network benefits with a $3000 deductible and flat-out non-coverage of all preventative office visits because she lives out of the general area. So yeah, her regular pediatric checkups? Not covered.

Bitches.

[microwench.livejournal.com]

Fuck you to always being broke. And to parents who obviously don't give a rat's ass, but feel the need to 'fake it' for some reason. Fuck you to not having money or time to go back to school and do what I want.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it Dylan who said never to trust anyone over 30?

[theslice.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to companies who put you through a grueling application and interview process then, rather than tell you you didn't get the job, just conveniently never contact you again at all. Especially when one of said companies is a potential "dream job" and you're trying to keep other requests at bay until you hear back from them. FUCK!

I'm just sayin....

[teross50.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say to my doctor's nurse, "FUCK YOU, NOT!". Because I only fuck people I like and you I am not fond of. She never gets the pharmacy stuff right. I have to call her four times to get shit done. This week is no exception.

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say a big FUCK YOU to Vignette, a software application we use but no one in the company appears to actually understand. And add in a decent-sized FUCK YOU to whoever set us up (the bomb!) with all of the damn magic incantations we have now.

(Sample dialog, based on actual dialog with only small changes: "This doesn't work." "Were you wearing a long sleeved or a short sleeved shirt while coding it? Ah, that's the problem.")

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck allergies. Fuck them in hell forever.

[(Anonymous)]

A big Fuck You to people who are manipulative and just plain stupid. I'm in charge, you moronic blowhard.

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

A big hearty FUCK YOU to all harmful bacterial and viral organisms, and to all allergents.