Happy Spring! (Also, Doctor Who)
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featherynscaleI know it's spring because:
- I have a persistent chest cough.
- The dog broke off his line and toured the neighborhood yesterday for the first time since last fall.
- It snowed yesterday, even though it was about 40 degrees out.
- I went clothes shopping the other day and discovered that there will be no full-length pants available for female-bodied people this year, either.
- The seasonal shipment of Peeps in spring colors arrived in the mail from Mom. (Along with two cards - one was from Grandma and Grandpa and contained a sermon. The other was from Mom and Dad and contained an infidelity joke.)
- I think 50 degrees is warm.
- I see people dressed in shorts and t-shirts and people dressed in long coats with scarf and earmuff, on the same day, in the same block.
In other news, since I was ill this weekend, I finished up the second season of Doctor Who. I can probably manage to watch season 3 by the time season 4 is finished... (But I may never catch up to Torchwood.)
Things I have learned from watching Doctor Who:
- Any plan is a good plan if it is communicated enthusiastically enough.
- Evil robots are part of the collective unconscious. Similarly, zombies exist in every civilization worthy of the name.
- If something is part of the problem, it's likely to be part of the solution.
- Nothing, no matter how horrible it seems, is irreversible.
- The quality that makes the human race worthy of protection is primarily a drive to mess with things we don't understand. This is also the quality that makes the human race most in need of protection.
- As a writer, you only get to use any given deus ex machina explanation once. After that, you have to think of a new one.
- The more likely you are to say something is impossible, the more likely it is to exist somewhere.
- If you are a female traveler, you should make an attempt to dress to blend in with the locals anywhere you go. If you are a male traveler, the same outfit works for you everywhere.
- I have a persistent chest cough.
- The dog broke off his line and toured the neighborhood yesterday for the first time since last fall.
- It snowed yesterday, even though it was about 40 degrees out.
- I went clothes shopping the other day and discovered that there will be no full-length pants available for female-bodied people this year, either.
- The seasonal shipment of Peeps in spring colors arrived in the mail from Mom. (Along with two cards - one was from Grandma and Grandpa and contained a sermon. The other was from Mom and Dad and contained an infidelity joke.)
- I think 50 degrees is warm.
- I see people dressed in shorts and t-shirts and people dressed in long coats with scarf and earmuff, on the same day, in the same block.
In other news, since I was ill this weekend, I finished up the second season of Doctor Who. I can probably manage to watch season 3 by the time season 4 is finished... (But I may never catch up to Torchwood.)
Things I have learned from watching Doctor Who:
- Any plan is a good plan if it is communicated enthusiastically enough.
- Evil robots are part of the collective unconscious. Similarly, zombies exist in every civilization worthy of the name.
- If something is part of the problem, it's likely to be part of the solution.
- Nothing, no matter how horrible it seems, is irreversible.
- The quality that makes the human race worthy of protection is primarily a drive to mess with things we don't understand. This is also the quality that makes the human race most in need of protection.
- As a writer, you only get to use any given deus ex machina explanation once. After that, you have to think of a new one.
- The more likely you are to say something is impossible, the more likely it is to exist somewhere.
- If you are a female traveler, you should make an attempt to dress to blend in with the locals anywhere you go. If you are a male traveler, the same outfit works for you everywhere.
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Date: 2008-03-24 03:11 pm (UTC)I tried them again this year - I mean, I've lost 45-50 pounds since last year, so naturally I should look better in things, right? No. Maybe if I went with a pair that was tighter through the legs? No. I just look stumpy.
Not to mention, kids, I work. Like a Working Person, not like a Lady Who Lunches or a Stay-at Home Mom or a Trophy Wife, which is apparently who you're supposed to be if you wear women's clothes. I can't wear those to work. I'm unclear about what to do here, because in the old days, I would have just bought men's pants. Now I can't really fit in men's pants anymore. *shrug*
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Date: 2008-03-24 04:38 pm (UTC)I am built with my behind just close enough to the ground that most capri pants hit me just above the socks so instead of showing off that attractive bit of calf that normal people do, I just look like my pants were thrown in a hot dryer and are now too short.
I'm sure you've gone there already, but try Old Navy?
The Pant Rant
Date: 2008-03-24 05:06 pm (UTC)Re capris, I'm 5'4", which last I heard was "average". So the pants tend to fall a little higher on me than they do on you, but somehow miraculously hit the middle of the widest part of my calf. This accomplishes the effect of making me look like I'm much shorter than I am, and like I have fat legs, which I don't. The legs are the only part of my body that aren't fat.
Not to mention, short pants. The concept is just stupid. Pants. They come down at least to the bottom of your ankles, and I like mine to cover part of my shoes if at all possible. There are things that are shorter than pants. We call them shorts. They end before the knee. In between, it's no good.
Re: The Pant Rant
Date: 2008-03-24 06:22 pm (UTC)Extra added bonus ON stores in Lee's Summit, MO, or Overland Park, Merriam, Olathe, or Shawnee, KS.
As for pants/shorts/capris - I'm thoroughly over it, the whole industry (and the way my lower body is built too). I'm 5'6" but I have to wear petite pants because my legs are so freaking short. My dress pants for work are Lane Bryant petite...and are too freaking long! For added bonus, I *do* have fat legs and the very few times I've found capris that are actually shorter than pants on me, they do hit me at the fat part of the calf and make my legs look extra-special stubby. I wear them anyway because I can't find shorts that come down beyond 3" below indecent.