I'm resisting a strong urge to make this an F-You Friday, so here's something Content-Free, instead.

[featherynscale]

Bit of an entertainment, from jackbabalon23. This is a movie game.
Here's how it works:

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote) and find a quote from each movie. (or in some cases, just remember them.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out Italicize it when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions.
6. I'm stealing jackbabalon23's rule, too - no more than two correct per person, please. I know some of you are encyclopedic in your knowledge of dumb movie lines. :)



1. "There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions."

2. "What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough." - Death to Smoochy, guessed by saffronhare.

3. "Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker."

4. "What's a Philistine?"
"Well, it's just a real... dirty person." - Dead Man, guessed by triadruid.

5. "As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day." - Idle Hands, guessed by orcjohn.

6. "God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!" - Time Bandits, guessed by rio_luna.

7. "Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, guessed by auraseer.

8. "Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural." - Four Rooms, guessed by lexpendragon.

9. "Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of chanel number five, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere." - Trainspotting, guessed by jackbabalon23.

10. "You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing." - Boondock Saints - guessed by saffronhare.

11. "Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut." - Mars Attacks!, guessed by lexpendragon.

12. "So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?" - From Dusk Till Dawn, guessed by jackbabalon23.

13. "Why don't you go ahead and grab it? If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to stick your hand into a viscous material." - Van Helsing, guessed by dramaticaddict.

14. "YOU are a bug bite squared."
"What kind of bug?"
"'Bout to get fucked up bitch beetle." - A Scanner Darkly, guessed by gamera_spinning.

15. "You're wasting our time, there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks!"
"They must be here for the sheep." - Hellboy, guessed by celtic_elk.

Comments

osh!t.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Leni beat me to my second guess the right answer, then.

Re: osh!t.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

She's clever like that. :)