Content-Free Friday Presents: At long last, a poll.

[featherynscale]

Clearly, I've been falling down on my polling duties, since diermuid's including me in his polls. :) But today, today, we poll. CLICKY! (You know you want to.)

[Poll #1074195]

Comments

[dramaticaddict.livejournal.com]

ummm.. i totally dont get the conan thing....
all my neighbors had bush04 signs, and i put other running partiesbumperstickers on them, then i went out and spraypainted over some of the donaldson for school board signs... im so terrible...
btw, you lack a "i have no money to see any of those" category for movies, so i had to vote that they would all suck....

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*looks askance*
What year were you born in?

[dramaticaddict.livejournal.com]

1986..... i think i remember mom saying something about my brother watching that show all the time, but i have no idea anything about it...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Eh he. Conan the Barbarian, 1982. Monsters, sorcery, half-naked women, half-naked men, swordplay, and James Earl Jones. What's not to love?

[dukeofthebump.livejournal.com]

"What's not to love?"

Half-naked men.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

More for me, then. :)

Conan who?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

*mourns for Da Yout of Merica*

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

*sigh* OK, the canonical answer is "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women," delivered in that early-80s just-got-off-the-boat Ahhnuld Austrian accent. In this context, all manner of alternate responses are apparently accepted, including suggestions regarding sex with baked goods.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Thank you, you've done a great service in the education of our young people. :)

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Librarianship: it's like teaching, but without all that crappy grading shit. =)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Win! (I wanted to be a librarian for a while when I was somewhat younger and smaller than I am today. Alas, somebody told me there was no market for it. And then, I grow up, and learn that librarians automatically get bonus points to hotness. Alas, I say.)

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - you can always take Librarian as a prestige class. =)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Word.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Evidently I am the only one thus far to induce dialect into my typography of the canonical answer.

I aim to please.