OoCT Answers, part the fourth, And a General Warning

[featherynscale]

For grmrefr: Because I'm a Defective Model Human, pregnancy. Let me count the number of things that I totally can't hack about that concept. Yeesh. I realize that this is totally offensive to people, too, but so far I have been able to do relatively little about it. I have progressed to the point that I can have a face-to-face conversation with a pregnant woman without wishing to run screaming from the room, but that's about it.

For wolfieboy: Yeah, still thinking about it. What time of year would you recommend such a thing to happen?

General Warning: My ass is totally in retrograde today. I'm trying to behave myself, but it's sort of being an uphill battle. :Z

Comments

[starrthinks.livejournal.com]

I hate it when my ass goes retrograde while the rest of me keeps moving in the right direction. It does screw things up.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

What exactly defines a retrograde ass? And was that "warning, wookie painting!" warning, or "warning, up to no good" warning?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You know, some people blame Mercury for their troubles. I have always had a pretty good relationship with Mercury, though, so I'm inclined to look a little closer to home.

My ass being in retrograde generally implies that I'm feeling either worthless or extremely put upon, and in some cases both. So it's more like "This could go emo at any moment" than either wookiee painting or up to no good.

[grmrefr.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you have figured out why your ass was in retrograde, but i would think it would be very painful and possibly messy, and the wrenching motion might make it more noticeable when it happened, so it shouldn't sneak up on you either....

(i must be feeling ill, there were many ways to take this and i ignored most of them...)