In Which I'm Wretched

[featherynscale]

Hey, kittenpants!!

Today's How-to of the day is: How to hint that you want a guy to kiss you. I was thinking it might be a useful read for next gaming session.

*dies of the funny*

(Yep. I'm getting myself in trouble All Over The Place Today. It's about time to unplug from the intertubes.)

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Jeez. Number 6 was the only one I could think of off the top of my head, but the only guy I really flirt with is Mac, so what do I know?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

See, education is good for everybody. :)

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

In reference to my comment below- I will point out that a gal once actually stayed out with me all night partying, and at like 2-3 AM paid for a relatively classy hotel room for us to crash out in.

Me being the -whatever it is I am-, I took this to mean that she wanted to crash, so I had a hard time figuring out why she acted so weird the next morning. This, despite sleeping in the same bed with her, my back snuggled up to hers.

Like I said, this implication stuff just doesn't work for me... heck I remember a pretty gal actually saying she would like a kiss once, I started questining her on what sort of kiss she would like, started determining firmness, how much my hands were allowed to wander, what was implied by allowing me to kiss her, etc. She gave up.

I think I figured out what I can talk to a counselor about now...

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I love you, Mac.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I figured you would giggle at the kiss requirements management. Although at the time, I had not adopted the Franklin-Covey system. That did not start until Feb 02, 1995.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm coming to get you from work Right Now. Stop posting, dear. :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're so controlling. :-P

[theslice.livejournal.com]

2a. Break the "touch barrier." You can also rub his erection to indicate that you're interested in starting a physical relationship. This may result in a kiss or even more!

[dramaticaddict.livejournal.com]

im totally lovin it. i sooo love the complicated and jilarious situaton of your game... im tellin ya, you should get a voice recorder, and turn it into a novel or screenplay...

kissing

[duriyah.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean I'm not supposed to just jump in at step 6? Jeez, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Hrm, no wonder people think I'm gay. The only hint I actually seem to understand is "hey, wanna fuck?" said with a hand on my crotch. At that point, my brain will be assured that a kiss would not be overly forward.

Dood... now I feel all awkward again. I never did do well with interpreting desire. MAybe that's why only the GuanoLocos picked me up.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

The only hint I actually seem to understand is "hey, wanna fuck?" said with a hand on my crotch.

Useful information, this.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

LOL... of course there has to be a subtleness to it, because that approach was tried by Mik's friends at Missy B's, and that didn't work either.

Combine a vast unawareness of desires along with being gunshy, and I may just be a crazy old cat lady after the kids move out.