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[featherynscale]

Not just wrong, bad wrong:
Elder Sign panties.

Apparently intended to keep shoggoths out of your bits, which I think is a fine idea. (Or at least, I'm pretty sure that having shoggoths in your bits is a bad idea, which is like the same thing, right?)

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[catvincent.livejournal.com]

Of course the wearer, if attacked by an Old One, would only be protected by the immediate area covered by the Elder Sign - thus leaving behind nothing but a gooey thong and parts of their vagina. Makes for a small coffin...

Also - only available up to Size 4, which means they won't fit my beloved sex-magic slave. Grr.

Otherwise - thanks for sharing!

Hell, I was gonna be cremated anyway.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Check their sizing page? I'm a 2 in their reckoning, and, children, I am not tiny.

Re: Hell, I was gonna be cremated anyway.

[catvincent.livejournal.com]

I may have failed my US to UK size translation roll...