LJ-Balderdash Picture Round: Vote!
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featherynscaleThe answers are in, I detect a trend :)
Which of the following best explains the picture? (Note, there is an actual right answer among these, and points will be given for choosing it.)
Note that you cannot vote for your own answer, and if you gave more than one answer, I picked the one I liked best and posted that on your behalf. Voting closes at 8 a.m. tomorrow, because I'll be internetless for the next few daycycles.
1. Seen from directly overhead, RuPaul and New Orleans' Mayor Ray Nagin explore some of the freshly restored swampland after one year of Hurricane Katrina restoration efforts.
2. A slightly askew picture of Miss Piggy's snatch, taint and bunghole.
3. It is a muff for your vagina. The black part is to hold it in place. You slip it over your labia.
4. Supercloseup shot of the pink ear and black nose of a white cat toy.
5. It is the genitalia of a muppet who was possessed by evil... after the possession was uncovered and the muppet slain in a dirty, snowy alley, the evil was found to be leaking from bodily orifices. This particular picture and associated footage was from CSI:Fraggle Rock.
6. It's a hemherroid on the gaping bunghole of the "OH SHIT" bird I keep hearing so much about. Native to the southern region of the US, this bird has most recently made its home in Oklahoma. Though not an aquatic bird, it has been known to be an adept swimmer in extreme circumstances. Mostly, it just flies from peaceful berg to peaceful berg in search of a good time.
7. A fuzzy pink mittened hand reaching to tweak the snowwoman's nipple.
8. Upskirt view of a female sex Muppet. The pink is the labia, the black is the anus.
9. The appearance of a young Flying Spaghetti Monster upon the creation of Heaven and Earth before the sea and land and stuff...
10. A little known sport is Transvestite Ice Fishing, a sport that has taken off in Canada since the Civil Marriage Act of 2005 legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. Since same-sex marriage became legal, the sport has become a fabulous honeymoon pass-time for effeminate male couples. Occasionally boas, popular among transvestite attire, do get stuck in the ice, however.
11. It's the Golden Snitch's lesser known cousin "The Pink Snitch." This is typically used in the all-gay intramural Quiddich leagues.
12. It's a pink fuzzball near the center of a floor buffing pad.
13. Extreme close-up of a furry's suit's genitalia, female.
14. It's a Tribble, is what. The newer strains of super-nutritious septutriticale have caused unprecedented rapid evolution in the species, such that there have been record numbers of instances of organ differentiation, such as seen in this laboratory photograph.
15. This is a close up shot from the notorious Plushie Porn cult classic "Big Winky Poohbear in the Fun Time Dungeon of Love". The scene in general involves a puppet kissing the eyeball of Big Winky's Poohbear mask. Which is one of the few puppet-on-plushie love scenes I've ever seen, given that the puppet is the Plushies natural enemy.
16. A still photograph taken by Dave Gibbons during the formative phase of designing the logo for the graphic novel Watchman. A close-up would reveal the 'smiley' aspect of the doll.
17. Definitely a "nipple" muff.
18. A helium atom precariously balanced near a black hole.
Which of the following best explains the picture? (Note, there is an actual right answer among these, and points will be given for choosing it.)
Note that you cannot vote for your own answer, and if you gave more than one answer, I picked the one I liked best and posted that on your behalf. Voting closes at 8 a.m. tomorrow, because I'll be internetless for the next few daycycles.
1. Seen from directly overhead, RuPaul and New Orleans' Mayor Ray Nagin explore some of the freshly restored swampland after one year of Hurricane Katrina restoration efforts.
2. A slightly askew picture of Miss Piggy's snatch, taint and bunghole.
3. It is a muff for your vagina. The black part is to hold it in place. You slip it over your labia.
4. Supercloseup shot of the pink ear and black nose of a white cat toy.
5. It is the genitalia of a muppet who was possessed by evil... after the possession was uncovered and the muppet slain in a dirty, snowy alley, the evil was found to be leaking from bodily orifices. This particular picture and associated footage was from CSI:Fraggle Rock.
6. It's a hemherroid on the gaping bunghole of the "OH SHIT" bird I keep hearing so much about. Native to the southern region of the US, this bird has most recently made its home in Oklahoma. Though not an aquatic bird, it has been known to be an adept swimmer in extreme circumstances. Mostly, it just flies from peaceful berg to peaceful berg in search of a good time.
7. A fuzzy pink mittened hand reaching to tweak the snowwoman's nipple.
8. Upskirt view of a female sex Muppet. The pink is the labia, the black is the anus.
9. The appearance of a young Flying Spaghetti Monster upon the creation of Heaven and Earth before the sea and land and stuff...
10. A little known sport is Transvestite Ice Fishing, a sport that has taken off in Canada since the Civil Marriage Act of 2005 legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. Since same-sex marriage became legal, the sport has become a fabulous honeymoon pass-time for effeminate male couples. Occasionally boas, popular among transvestite attire, do get stuck in the ice, however.
11. It's the Golden Snitch's lesser known cousin "The Pink Snitch." This is typically used in the all-gay intramural Quiddich leagues.
12. It's a pink fuzzball near the center of a floor buffing pad.
13. Extreme close-up of a furry's suit's genitalia, female.
14. It's a Tribble, is what. The newer strains of super-nutritious septutriticale have caused unprecedented rapid evolution in the species, such that there have been record numbers of instances of organ differentiation, such as seen in this laboratory photograph.
15. This is a close up shot from the notorious Plushie Porn cult classic "Big Winky Poohbear in the Fun Time Dungeon of Love". The scene in general involves a puppet kissing the eyeball of Big Winky's Poohbear mask. Which is one of the few puppet-on-plushie love scenes I've ever seen, given that the puppet is the Plushies natural enemy.
16. A still photograph taken by Dave Gibbons during the formative phase of designing the logo for the graphic novel Watchman. A close-up would reveal the 'smiley' aspect of the doll.
17. Definitely a "nipple" muff.
18. A helium atom precariously balanced near a black hole.
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Date: 2007-05-09 02:47 pm (UTC)