Witness

[featherynscale]

When I die, lexpendragon gets my brain. I have already informed him that he may have to scrape it off a windshield. He is down with that.

The rest of you LJ-peeps are now in charge of guarding my brain when I kick the proverbial bucket, and keeping any brain-vultures, zombies, mad scientists and other disreputable types from stealing it before lexpendragon gets there. Can I count on you for that?

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

What about the weasels? They would seem to require some type of specialized anti-weasel security.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Weasels are fuckers. I suppose sometime between now and my expiration date that I should be able to develop some sort of definitive brain-weasel repelling method, and I will alert you all as soon as I have the thing done.

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Damn! I wasn't fast enough.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Wait... what?

Don't I get a say in this? It is my brain, too, innit?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

He only gets the bits that are in my skull. You'll have to make your own brain-custody agreements. :-P

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Okay, I can live, or die, with that.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Or the parts that were in your skull just prior to your expiration, given your impending windshield.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

lexpendragon definitely gets to be the custodian of the brain, but I respectfully request the opportunity to connect it to a loudspeaker (or some sweet crazy superscience sound system) and keep you up on current events, issues of the Weekly World News or engage in mad discussions.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

I was hoping to hook it up to a PC or something, so that I can view the thought process and maybe get it connected to the internet.

I mean, it's not like I watch cable...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I have faith in you that you can hook *anything* into the internet.

Ghost in the machine

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's a much better idea. The brain could join in on multiplayer online games.

Re: Ghost in the machine

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

She could finally get in on that WoW she wanted to play.

Hopefully, we can actually put it to work creating holodeck like worlds from her dreams that we could visit.

Re: Ghost in the machine

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Man, I am hoping that by the time I join the choir invisibule that WoW is not the hottest thing going anymore. I mean, I am vastly aware that I'm not going to make it to retirement age, or anything, but I'd like to hang in there a little longer, you know?

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I'm inclined to just poke it with a stick and see if ritual ideas manifest.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Those are all on the wiki already :-P

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

Really? All of them? You're telling me you are *tapped out*? ;-p

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, actually. I need to pop on there and update the thing :)

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself tangentially poked.