Content-free Friday: High Maintenance

[featherynscale]

You are 8% High-Maintenance!
You aren't high-maintenance at all. You seem to be a pretty relaxed and easygoing person, and you don't expect others to cater to your whims.
'How High-Maintenance are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Actually, I'm a lot more high-maintenance than that. They just didn't ask about the areas I'm high maintenance in.

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Very disparaging of poodles, that quiz.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was assuming it was a miniature poodle drawn out of proportion. The standard poodle is actually not nearly so much of a pain in the ass.

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Not to mention generous to retrievers. I'm thinking the low-maintenance end shouldn't be a dog at all.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Eh. Poodles are all right. It's owners who make them all foofy that need to be beaten with sticks. They started out in the working dog class originally. I found a poodle in a ditch one time, and he was totally butch. If we got him groomed and they painted his nails, he'd hide under the sofa in shame until we took it off. His name was Toulouse, but we often called him "Spike." Best dog EVAR.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Well, they're dumb as rocks, so you practically have to remind them to breathe.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Are you saying all dogs are high-maintenance?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Rut roh...

dogs

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I am.

Re: dogs

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

.... which isn't to say I don't like them. Play with them, then send them home to their family. Kinda like kids.

[duriyah.livejournal.com]

I agree. So much so it took reading this thread for the pictures of dogs to make any sense at all.

Re: dogs

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on your personal definition of "high maintenance," doesn't it? Yes, dogs require a great deal more attention and interaction than, say, cats. But I would define cats as much higher-maintenace...because, in my head, "high maintenance" is all about being difficult to please. Dogs are not difficult to please.

Re: dogs

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

That makes sense, and probably fits the original intent of the illustration.

Though in my experience cats are happy as long as they have food.

cats

[duriyah.livejournal.com]

My cats are not difficult to please. As long as I do what they say, they are perfectly happy!

[crookedface.livejournal.com]

It says I'm 0% high maintenance. I have to wonder about that.

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

11% high maintenance? Severely undershot ... I'm probably about 80% high maintenance.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Whatever the shortcomings of the quiz, it's still basically saying that no matter where on the scale you fall, you're still a Bitch.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What are you trying to say, there, hamster?