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To His Grace, Darren H., Duke of Parma:

We received your missive yesterday afternoon with much joy and gratitude and are looking forward to the day when we might employ the information contained. Please accept our thanks and the highest compliments of our meager court. The Baron is fortunate indeed to have such an able and honourable fellow as yourself in his employ.

With warmest regard,
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I intended to make up a grand flourishing name for myself in the above note, but my brain doesn't seem to have any gender-neutral titles in it other than Dr. and Rev., and neither of those seem appropriate for the circumstances. The grand flourishing name does not work without a title. Curse you, European history.
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Election day was so unreal to me yesterday that I didn't even check the results until this morning, and I am, as a rule, a compulsive election clicker. As it turns out, our guy will not be the next Mayor, which is sort of a bummer, but I figure the other guy is okay too. They were the two best of a weird lot. And, they didn't vote back in the local rep who keeps getting indicted for fraud and then claiming that she wasn't aware she was defrauding people. So that's something.
EDIT: Or not. The paper is calling the mayoral race opposite to what I read from the election board this morning. So who can say, really?
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Lois McMaster Bujold, although initially very compelling to me, has fallen off of my list of authors to be excited about new releases from. I just finished the first volume of her new series, and I'm disappointed. You sold me a romance, lady! Not that it wasn't a well-written romance, as these things go, but still. I'm looking for great, world-altering drama, and the biggest challenges Our Heros faced was a one-shot monster and a bunch of farmboys who try to run off a foreign suitor. Booooo-rrring.
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Tonight I have no meetings to attend, no classes to teach, no particular obligations. (Well, I have to be around to take a phone call, but that's it.) Holy crap, people, I might get some laundry done.

Date: 2007-03-28 04:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Are you checking KCEB or kcmo.org? KCEB only contains the results from Jackson County; unofficial tally is building here.

Date: 2007-03-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
KCEB. I saw that all precincts were in, so I figured that was correct. However, as I was on my walk to get lunch, I noticed that the Star had called it for Funkhouser.

Date: 2007-03-28 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexpendragon.livejournal.com
How about 'Honorable'? Just about any adjective can work for a title, and most are gender neutral.

Date: 2007-03-28 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
That's not bad, actually. It does carry a connotation that one is a judge or congressman, but that may work, too.

Date: 2007-03-28 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamera-spinning.livejournal.com
There are some titles of nobility here and several honorifics here.

Date: 2007-03-28 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamera-spinning.livejournal.com
Fraulein Gier,

I'm sure the Baron will be elated to hear that said parcel swiftly reached your personage and that of your esteemed associates. May it provide a useful diversion and a damned fine excuse (pardon my language) to demolish a talle bottle of your libation of choice.

Best regards and may you and yours live to be a thousand years,

Darren H., The Duke of Parma

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