I apologize for the contents of this post. Those responsible have been sacked.

[featherynscale]

[Poll #945905]

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which is more dangerous

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

It can't be the elephant. My high school physics teacher proved to us that women are more dangerous than elephants.

[bountifulpots.livejournal.com]

I must admit I was torn on that last question between Stephen and B.A. I finally chose Stephen purely because B.A. is so easily knocked out.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

I chose a rhinoceros because I love rhinos. Whether they'd really be more dangerous I deemed irrelevant to their awesomeness, and I apologize for turning your legitimate question into a popularity contest.

In fact, I now want to see 300 simply because you said there were rhinos in it.

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Gonna go see 300 at the IMAX on Thursday...

[kellan-m-solan.livejournal.com]

Qualification:
All knowledge is worth having. But some knowledge is only worth a little, and certainly a lot less than other bits of knowledge. So one certainly expects there to be many things that people aren't terribly concerned about knowing.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's fair.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

We thought about it, but the IMAX show was a lot later and twice the price. It's big enough and over-the-top enough on the regular-size movie screen.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Because this was a really serious question.

Also, there is only one rhino in it, and only for a short time, but it was hellishly impressive for those few moments of raging glory.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That is a fact I had not considered.

Re: which is more dangerous

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

There's some punch line to that which will subtly annoy me, isn't there? :-P

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Good enough for me!

Re: which is more dangerous

[zylch.livejournal.com]

I thought it was just to do with the PSI of stiletto heels vs elephant trotters?

Re: which is more dangerous

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

In which case, an average-sized drag queen would be much more dangerous than an average-sized woman?

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Vaguely related to the "most dangerous" question: I know the "Big 5" when it comes to dangerous animals to try and kill on safari are (from a Kenyan safari guide):

- Lion
- Leopard
- Elephant
- Rhino
- Water Buffalo

Those are in no particular order. They are considered as dangerous as they are because they stand a very good chance of killing the hunter before the hunter can kill them, even when the hunter has a modern weapon appropriate for the game type. This is due to either difficulty in hitting a vital organ, speed, general bad-ass attitude, and/or a stubborn refusal to die on the part of the animal.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I would agree with that...

[kellan-m-solan.livejournal.com]

mmm Stubborn refusal to die. I rather a big fan of that quality. Can I change my answer?

Re: which is more dangerous

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Actually, it was showing how much pressure an elephant's foot put on the ground versus a high heel. Because the elephant foot is broader, it actually places less pressure than a woman's shoe would. Hence, women are more dangerous than elephants.