Historical Figure Dating Game

[featherynscale]

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Oscar Wilde You scored 13% Submission, 87% Kinkyness, and 58% Rationality!

Who better for you than the creative, eclectic, and only convicted of buggery once Oscar Wilde? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde)

Link: The Historical Figure Love Test written by flowersforrozi on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test As it happens, Oscar Wilde is probably not my favorite. I mean, he's okay. I have dressed like him upon occasion, and he has the best of all possible Uncyclopedia articles. But I don't think I would consider him my historical crush. In fact, I'm having a hard time coming up with a historical crush. I mean, Tesla, okay, I'm pretty sweet on Nikola Tesla, but when it comes right down to it, I think we'd have profoundly mismatched kinks. Because I'm down with electricity play if and only if I'm the one with the generator. So I think that's out. But I'm at pains to think of anybody else. So, you guys know me, right? Who should be my historical honey? And, while you're thinking on those lines, who's yours?

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Memetic Wisdom?

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

I took it and found several surprises.

1) According to it, you're kinkier than I am.

2) Also according to it (and here's what really convinced me that meme is confused) I'm more rational than you are.

3) With all that I'm up to these days I'm also supposed to find time to be shagging Queen Elizabeth the First.

God save the Queen!

Re: Memetic Wisdom?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I couldn't really work out what counted as rational for them. I mean, yes, there were some logic questions, and I'm pretty sure I got all of those, but I think also the question about shagging everybody to repopulate the human race probably figured in. I think the "rational" answer was "Yes, I'd do it for the human race", and I put "Hey, I'd do it for the shagging". (Only because my actual answer, "You know, if the human race depended on me squeezing out a kid, I'd have to wave bye-bye to the whole grand experiment", was not an option.)

Also, I *am* kinkier than you.

Re: Memetic Wisdom?

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

"Also, I *am* kinkier than you."

I beg to differ. I'm certain that I've done, enjoyed, and have had done, things that would turn your hair green (again). Not being the kiss(or whatever)and tell type I don't see us getting into exactly what said exploits entail, but I'm certain that if we were to play the ol' V.I. standby, Ten Fingers, that it would at least be a close call.