This post was brought to you by the forces of Getting Up Too Early.

[featherynscale]

triadruid and I had to get up too early this morning. It is the only possible explanation. We're in the car, driving to the office. It's his car, so he gets radio control. He pops in a Danzig tape (our selection of tapes is somewhat limited, since most of us stopped buying tapes circa 1991, but nobody has a car with a CD player. But I digress). He says to me, "Do you mind Danzig in the morning?". I say, "No, not unless I'm hung over. Today is fine."

We ride on, and eventually hit the inevitable Danzig love song. triadruid shakes his head, and says something like, "I have to keep reminding myself that there was a day when Glenn Danzig could have used lines like this and there were any number of girls that would be delighted to go to bed with him." I shrug. "I'd fuck Glenn Danzig," I say, with a certain nonchalance. He gives me The Look. It is a look that can be easily translated as "Dood. That is fucked up.", but the "dood, that is fucked up" is silent. I do the only thing a person can do in that sort of a situation, which is widen my eyes slightly and say "What?" in the tones of injured innocence.

But this alone would not serve, so I have to do the other thing a person can do in that situation, which is post about it on LiveJournal, and seek allies. Hence, today's Stupid Poll.

[Poll #909191]

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I assumed anybody who couldn't pick him out of a lineup would choose no, on the grounds that it's probably not a good idea to screw someone you know nothing about.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Geeze, well you're speaking to the now Becky huh? Cause there was a time... back in the day... hah, never mind TMI

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just trying to apply my rules to the rest of society, which is Doomed To Fail! Don't mind me :)

[chayam.livejournal.com]

You weren't banking on my "Why not?"

Have I no morals?

You're right. It's probably not a good idea. But still...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're just playing by a different set of rules. Be bold!

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

But it's possible to find out enough to decide whether or not you're interested without a huge time investment.

However, for me it almost always includes "How do they smell?" Which is quick to find out, but requires meeting them in person.