State of the Kimberly Report

[featherynscale]

Well, kinda. Idea-napped from kcwitch.

She did for her household, but I'm not sure I have a household, so here are the official state symbols of my state of one:

State Motto: My faith is in chaos; I shall never be disappointed.
State Bird: the American crow, Corvus brachyrynchos
State Song: "Behold, there is magic all around you" - trad. chant
State Mammals: the cat, Felis domesticus; also the coyote, Canus latrans
State Plant: the Cayenne pepper, Capiscum frutescens
State Fish: Siamese fighting fish, Betta splendens
State Game: Dungeons and Dragons, 3rd Edition
State Gem: Garnet
State Flower: White Calla Lily, Zantedeschia aethiopica; also the Black Woods Calla, Zantedeschia schwarzwalder
State Tree: White willow, Salix alba
State Beverage: Hot cocoa with cayenne pepper and cinnamon

The State of Kimberly is presided over by Governor Kimberly, with advice from various Cabinet Members. The capital of Kimberly is Kimberly's brain, with other major centers of life and industry located in the heart, mind, soul, and pineal gland. Kimberly has no state religion, and recognizes English, French, and Pig Latin as official languages. The State Seal is the five-petalled rose (white with red center) superimposed on an eight-pointed star (black).

Comments

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

that was a pretty good twist. i like it. :)