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labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.
niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:
Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.
Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.
labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today. niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.
Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.
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Date: 2006-11-10 05:08 am (UTC)Twat, Box, Taco, Cunt,
Cooter, Cooch, Moose Knuckle, Poon,
Pussy, Vagina
Penis, Pecker, Prick,
Cock, Rod, Johnson, Manhood, Dick,
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
I could assail you with endless crude penile and vaginal noms de plume, but tasteful literary genital metaphors? here's a few off the top of my head
"His piston thrust back and forth as their love grew louder and louder."
"He explored the mound between her knees, and found it cleaved, and covered with trees."
"Her open blossom began to quiver as it hugged his throbbing member."
"His rockstar grew impatient, and demanded access to her backstage."