This is the worst thing I have ever posted on LiveJournal.

[featherynscale]

I dedicate this entry to labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.

niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:

Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.

Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.

Comments

[catvincent.livejournal.com]

My all-time fave sentence like that comes from an old episode of, of all things, MacMillan and Wife. (Yes, I'm old.) It still has my vote for the rudest line in American TV history - it quotes from a murdered bodice-ripper writer's book and the line goes;
"Her bosom heaved as he found silken confinement."
Still gets me hot.

And of course if you want more technical thoughts re. possession and sexual elements of such, give me a shout.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Excellent! It's always good to have an expert at one's disposal. :)