This is the worst thing I have ever posted on LiveJournal.

[featherynscale]

I dedicate this entry to labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.

niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:

Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.

Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.

Comments

Re: The pre-writing process...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't so much call it a process, Bob.

Seriously, let's talk it over. It'll be wretched. Like NaNoWriMo, but collaborative, and awful.

Re: The pre-writing process...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

I want to call ours the NiGriWriDi, short for the Nitty Gritty Writey Ditty.

Or something. Hey, that makes me think of Nion on the Perilous, and I meant to ask if you wanted to have malinear as your Navigator's Mate? Her pirate character's name is (something) Randall McNally, which I found to be very funny while drunk.

Let me know! I'm just chock full o' bad ideas...

Re: The pre-writing process...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I think kittenpants is already our cartographer. You keep giving away my people's jobs! Mutiny! :-P

Re: The pre-writing process...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

A Mate is not a Cartographer (okay, yours might be). A mate holds your sextant for you when you need them to.

Wow...that sounded dirty. Hmmm.

Kitten would be our map-maker, not the same as a Navigator's Mate.

Oh, and we'll have no mutiny here! It'll be fun or nothing!

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

There should be a rule against multiple commenters using icons with the exact same base picture within the comments of a single entry.

It makes my brain skip.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Awww man... don't make me give up my pirate icon!

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Nah, yours should take priority here, his should take priority in his journal, and whichever one of you uses it first in other journals gets the right of way.

That's fair, right?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Except that "The Perilous" is the virtual pirate ship that niveus_tigris captains, which uses her chaos flag on donation, so "right of way" is a little sketchy. Hence the modified icon with the ship name...