This is the worst thing I have ever posted on LiveJournal.

[featherynscale]

I dedicate this entry to labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.

niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:

Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.

Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.

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[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Have you heard "pet names for genetalia" it's a parody of "we didn't light the fire"

some from the song

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Pocket rocket
Hairy hot dog

Hanging johnny
ankle spanker (obviously named by a dreamer LOL)

Heat seaking moisture missile