Why wasn't this in that quote generator the other day?

[featherynscale]

“Now what sort of man or woman or monster would stroke a centipede I have ever seen? ''And here is my good big centipede!'' If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race.” - William S. Burroughs

I had occasion to post this in someone else's comment thread, but I feel it is a thing that bears repeating.

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Rathergood Wisdom:

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

"My friendly centipedee
he's got many legs!
His body is segmented
an' e's got mandibles on 'is head!"
- Blode

[fred-smith.livejournal.com]

Centipedes are the freakiest creatures on Earth, and I do love them so.