Also, seriously.

[featherynscale]

This is a blanket apology to everyone who has been in contact with me today. I'm like 31 flavors of asshole. Now that I've noticed it, I'm going to try to stop.

EDIT: Not that, you know, it's working, or anything. :(

FURTHER EDIT: And it isn't even Friday! You bastards! I need a nap.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

What flavor would you like an asshole to be if you were to take up rimjobbing as a new hobby?

Hrm, there is room for a whole new marketing line using flavored lip gloss.

Even better...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Flavored Hemorrhoid Balm!

Re: Even better...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm about 97% certain you're not supposed to take that by mouth...

Re: Even better...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

But it's Minty!

Re: Even better...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Well there is already flavored motion lotion... which I feel is MUCH more appealing than cherry-flavored Preparation-H

Hey, if an unpoked bung is 'cherry', then what fruit applies to a non-virginal hole?

Dunno about fruit...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

...but I'd call it 'Pickled'

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Pickled? I would save that for the elderly, or alcoholics.

Fruit salad came to mind, but that's cheating.

I don't find cherries overly virtuous, so I'm not sure how I would ever determine an unvirtuous fruit. Except for Kumquats perhaps, the fruit looks used, and the name is all innuendo-y.

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure, kumquat. They do make your mouth go numb, though. This could either be a selling point or a drawback, depending on your target market.

Re: Dunno about fruit...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Numbing agent and copious lube... sounds like a good two-shot combo.