Note to Universe

[featherynscale]

Dear Universe:

Thank you for providing me with the many opportunities to get wildly triggered today. I wanted you to know that I do sincerely appreciate each and every well-crafted poke to my personal issues. I cherish these chances for growth and development, you know, I really do. If I'm not rising to them at the moment, it's because I only got 3 to 4 hours of sleep last night, and I'm thinking a similar amount the night before. I'm just too tired to be arsed about it. Anyway, that's all. It's not you, it's me, and I just wanted you to know that.

Love,
featherynscale

P.S. Thank you for also providing me with a free evening tonight (except for that voting thing). I know exactly how I'll be using it.
-- F/S

EDIT: Perhaps we are done with the Internet today. If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the back corner, pulling the spork out of my eye.

Comments

Be sure to save an eye...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

...for the Ogres. One of the things that has enchanted me while playing Shrek/2 on Gamecube with the LRD is that you can body-slam critters and make their eyeballs pop out. Afterwards, you get points for collecting said eyeballs as food for your active ogre.

You might need to save some sporking for tonight, depending on how the RT meeting goes. I'm just sayin'.

Re: Be sure to save an eye...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Gross.

Also, how bad could it be? It's just scheduling. ;) (Ack hack ugh yark.)