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[featherynscale]

Wormpigs: They're good for you.

Pigs + worm DNA = Bacon with Omega 3 fatty acids. I'm sure there is a way to genetically combine two animals that I think are more disgusting, but I'm not sure how, right off the top of my head.

Comments

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I like pork, but I'm not to sure about worms in it.. in fact I thought that was what trichonosis or whatever was...worms in pork.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

Trichinellosis, also called trichinosis, is caused by eating raw or undercooked meat of animals infected with the larvae of a species of worm called Trichinella. Infection occurs commonly in certain wild carnivorous (meat-eating) animals but may also occur in domestic pigs.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

See, they are prewormed... silly scientists.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

dung beetle and a Gannett? (I don't like them, they wet their nest!)

And now for something completely different...

[erusumbros.livejournal.com]

"They've all got the Garnett! It's a standard British Bird!"

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

Lou Nathanson's Genetically Enhanced song
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http://www.alaska.net/~ldn/ge.wav

[tsninja.livejournal.com]

It's like scientists don't watch movies. Worms + pigs = summer blockbuster where giant WormPig mutant eats a bunch of scientists and then has to be destroyed by an attractive but aging former movie star with a hot unknown actress girlfriend and lots of guns. Or some horrible plague arises and Cillian Murphy has to fight off the zombies that result. Zombie WormPigs? I'm very tired.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That was the best comment in the history of comments. Bonus points for gratuitous Cillian Murphy.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Disgusting... AND DELICIOUS!

Mmmmmm. Yum yum eat 'em up.

*cue obscure professional wrestling reference* The Boogeyman would make a killing!