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If I wear a kilt, is it cross-dressing?

You see, part of yesterday's sacred theater festivities required me to wear a greatkilt, which [livejournal.com profile] agrnmn was kind enough to loan me, and [livejournal.com profile] triadruid was kind enough to dress me in. "I can kilt you," he said, "I mean, I've kilted [livejournal.com profile] iron_clad before." (Later, when he was crawling on top of me with his hands under my ass, trying to adjust the length of the kilt, I had to ask, "You did this to [livejournal.com profile] iron_clad?" "Not this part," he replied, "but if it helps you to get through the day to think that I did, go ahead.")

The reactions from other folks were odd. Some of this could be attributed to the gender question asked above (Quoth [livejournal.com profile] triadruid, "Between the wool and the T'ger shirt, it goes a long way to hiding the tits. Let me find you my sporran, and I think you could pass, from about 50 paces. Maybe even 30."). But probably some was also due to the fact that you could see my knees. To my knowledge, nobody's seen my knees when I wasn't either in the midst of dressing, or completely naked, in several years. I'm a big fan of the pants, and even when I wear the dresses (which only happens for costume purposes) they're long enough to cover my ankles.

Several of the guys asked if they could kilt-check me. These are, it should be noted, men that I have kilt-checked any number of times, so that was sort of funny. And then, there's this, also from [livejournal.com profile] triadruid, "Well, you've dressed me up as a girl several times. Now I get to dress you up as a boy. It all evens out." Yep. The relationship is alive and kinky.

Re: What candyass told you that trick?

Date: 2006-02-28 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] senset, actually. But I don't think I'd call him a candyass. He's kind of a big burly dude, you know. :)

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