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featherynscaleSaturday morning, I got up very early, randomly browsed the internet, and then decided that it was a worthier use of my time to go back to bed. So, I crawled into bed with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kittenpants, and went back to sleep.
I dreamed that she and I, and a number of other people we know, were henchmen in the employ of a Supervillain, as played by Alan Cumming. Except that I am reasonably certain that it was actually Alan Cumming, as opposed to a character being played by. But anyway. The uniforms were good.
We were doing the standard looting and pillaging thing, but we were trying to fund research being done at our Supervillain Compound. This research eventually yielded the secret weapon in our Overarching Supervillain Plot, which was that we were going to make everyone in the world bisexual. The way that we would accomplish this was by way of a toxin introduced first to world leaders and then to everyone else that would turn its victim into a dinosaur in seven days. The antidote to this toxin, which our organization was kind enough to have broadcast over all the major media, was to ingest the sexual fluids of the sex you did not usually prefer. (Presumably, you would have to continue to do this on a pretty regular basis, or oops! Dinosaur.) So that was it. The world had two choices: bisexual, or dinosaur. It then became the duty of the henchmen to try and save as many people from dinosaurhood as possible, which was fun. And then, when that phase had passed, we were assigned to dinosaur patrol, which involved cruising the city streets in our supervillain hovercraft and shooting the rampaging dinosaurs. My takeaway from this part was something on the order of "Wow. There are way more dinosaurs out there than you would have thought."
Later we got the idea that if we developed mind control helmets for the dinosaurs, then we could recruit some of them into the Supervillain Army, but I'm not sure that ever really worked out all that well.
kittenpants, and went back to sleep. I dreamed that she and I, and a number of other people we know, were henchmen in the employ of a Supervillain, as played by Alan Cumming. Except that I am reasonably certain that it was actually Alan Cumming, as opposed to a character being played by. But anyway. The uniforms were good.
We were doing the standard looting and pillaging thing, but we were trying to fund research being done at our Supervillain Compound. This research eventually yielded the secret weapon in our Overarching Supervillain Plot, which was that we were going to make everyone in the world bisexual. The way that we would accomplish this was by way of a toxin introduced first to world leaders and then to everyone else that would turn its victim into a dinosaur in seven days. The antidote to this toxin, which our organization was kind enough to have broadcast over all the major media, was to ingest the sexual fluids of the sex you did not usually prefer. (Presumably, you would have to continue to do this on a pretty regular basis, or oops! Dinosaur.) So that was it. The world had two choices: bisexual, or dinosaur. It then became the duty of the henchmen to try and save as many people from dinosaurhood as possible, which was fun. And then, when that phase had passed, we were assigned to dinosaur patrol, which involved cruising the city streets in our supervillain hovercraft and shooting the rampaging dinosaurs. My takeaway from this part was something on the order of "Wow. There are way more dinosaurs out there than you would have thought."
Later we got the idea that if we developed mind control helmets for the dinosaurs, then we could recruit some of them into the Supervillain Army, but I'm not sure that ever really worked out all that well.
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Date: 2006-02-20 05:49 pm (UTC)Oh. Never mind.
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Date: 2006-03-01 08:50 pm (UTC)Oh yeah, surprise! I actually made it online!
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