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Here at the EHQ laboratory, we have yet to produce a drink worthy of the name Pan Indo-European Gargleblaster, but we did manage to come up with a number of other tasty alcoholic beverages in our search. We have, of course, applied our own names to these concoctions. It is possible that they are already standard drinks out there somewhere, with other, less entertaining names, but hey. It's our house, and it's our bar, and we'll call the things what we like.

Anyway, here is a sampling of drinks mixed at EHQ of late. Many of them involve Barenjager. Comments are sought.


Brigid's Milk
- Equal parts Barenjager, vanilla vodka, and milk.
- Splash Frangelico
- Splash Jameson's Irish Whiskey (optional)
Mix in a highball. If using whiskey, drink quickly.
Comments: "Warm and cuddly like a wooly blanket." "More or less like licking a sheep." "Better with whiskey."



Mauled by a Bear
- 1/2 Jameson
- 1/2 Barenjager
Mix in a shot glass. Sip or shoot.
Comments: "Religious." "Do not under any circumstances get tempted to add Chambord."



The Dixie Belle
- 2 parts vanilla vodka
- 2 parts Jura Superstition whisky
- 1 part Chambord
- 1 part Barenjager
- a few drops of lemon juice
Serve over ice.
Comments: "A little like raspberry edible underwear, after you've been dancing all night in leather pants." "Yeah, there's whisky in that." "Hey! Don't use my Superstition as a mixer! Drink that shit straight!"



- 1 part gin
- 1 part Barenjager
- 1 part Frangelico
- 1 part Irish Cream
- 1 part Chambord
Comments: "It's not a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick at all. It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich wrapped around a stout oaken cudgel." "Sweet, but chunky." "That makes my tongue go numb. Perhaps I shouldn't be drinking gin."

Date: 2006-02-01 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com
I see I'm going to have to go to the liquor store this weekend. I hope they have Barenjager.

Date: 2006-02-01 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Very nectar of the gods it is. Provided, of course, that your gods are the sort what like honey. Many of mine are.
From: [identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com
flaming Dr. Pepper (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink13.html).

Hee. Yeah, I think I'm starting to get fascinated with 151 proof rum.
From: [identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com
Phuie. I've been denied access...it's verboden for me. *sad*

I still like flaming drinks, though. ;D
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Headling: Frat boy ignites face

It wasn't very pretty.
From: [identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com
Oh ow ow ow!

Gods. You're supposed to put out the flame before drinking it, honey.

Re: you are in.

Date: 2006-02-02 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thank ye!

(and I hope you don't mind, I'm adding you to my FL, as well. Anyone with the kind of combination of interests you have is right-o in my book!)

Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lordkalkin.livejournal.com
as a "mixer":
lassi (blend yoghurt into the alcoholic ingredients; this gives you the "Indo" part)

alco-mo-hol:
1 part vodka
1/2 part ouzo
splash Frangelico
1 part Goldschlaeger
1 part Jameson
1 part Gin
1 part Chartreuse

Now, you've covered most of the major Indo-European language families. Let me know how it tastes if you survive.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Wow. That would be, er .... .... .... fearsome.

I've never done a yoghurt-based drink before, but I think it could work! I will keep you posted :)

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lordkalkin.livejournal.com
Good luck and Erisspeed!

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] druidevo.livejournal.com
If your available saturday night and have all the ingredents, I would be willing to be a tset subject. I'll explain why later.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Whatever it is, it can't be that bad. There's ouzo in that.

Anyway, we lack ouzo (of course), Goldschlager, and Chartreuse. You are welcome to bring the latter two into our house, if you like, but it's a house rule that anyone who gives you ouzo is not your friend.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Considering I have no *clue* what ouzo is...

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
It's a stick of black licorice wrapped around a oar.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
It tastes like black licorice, and has an effect similar to being hit in the head with an oar. Make more sense?

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
As I recall (and don't ask how I would know), it also burns bright green. At least, if what was in that bottle was ouzo, it does.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
For some inexplicable reason, I have ouzo.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
If it's the ouzo I'm thinking of, I could probably explicate the reason. But then I might end up posessing ouzo again, and I'm just as happy without it.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
That's right! You brought it back from Greece. It's a lovely display piece. (You should know that my father once told me that if somebody brought me ouzo, they were not my friend. But anyway.)

I'm willing to allow its sacrifice at the altar of mixed-drink experimentation. Hell, I'll even drink it, mixed or straight. Just no gin, please.

If I'm remembering a particular Saturday night in Brussels correctly, drinking ouzo significantly improves one's ability to peform traditional Greek dances

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
I like that reason a lot better than the real story, since it has me going to Greece! (Still haven't been there, alas.)

I would never intentionally buy ouzo for a friend unless they requested it. But if I had gotten some for myself and perhaps realized after one taste that I would never ever drink it again, and if I later thought from a friend's stories about Brussels that there was even a moderate chance that s/he might drink some of it someday, then I might maybe leave it lurking around said friend's house in the hope that it would not be less useful to them than it would be to me.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I'll buy that.

Date: 2006-02-01 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
I've been in the mood for dancing lately, anyway.

It was a fabulous party, the first time I ever had ouzo. A friend was celebrating his 18th b-day at a Greek restaurant (run by Actual Greek People) and his dad had rented the whole upstairs. After dinner, which ended pretty late, the staff brought up trays and trays of ouzo in shot glasses, all different colors and flavors.

We all had shots and danced in circles. There was a lot of kicking -- and aprons were twirled in the air. Also, they really do say the word, "Opa!" :)

This is why I'd be in favor of more ouzo in my life, despite the deplorable taste.

Re: Here's one hair-brained idea

Date: 2006-02-01 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Do you eat said ouzo? or is it like the worm in the bottle of Ta-killya?

Date: 2006-02-01 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Ummm... remind me to ask what's in a drink you hand me... I don't know that I could bring myself to try *any* of those things... I'm a wenie when it comes to trying new types of alco-ma-haul. I just *love* Peach Schnappes (so I have discovered getting completely shit faced on it for New Years).

Date: 2006-02-01 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
See, if we tell you, though, you'll reject it out of hand. If you try it, you might like it. It's just like getting Princess Boredom to eat sushi.

"What is this?"
"Barbecue"
"It's really good! ... Barbecue what?"
"Eel."
"AAAAAAACK!!!"

Date: 2006-02-01 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Quite true, quite true... I have tried as I get older to try more things that I rejected as a child (mostly on principal or the fact that is smelled weird) but have not been as wholey successful I as would have liked...

Date: 2006-02-01 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
You should hang out with us more. We will totally get you to eat things you never thought possible.

Date: 2006-02-01 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
That is a wonderful reason to hang out with you more... :-)

Date: 2006-02-01 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Ah, good times. She still brags about the alligator tempura.

Date: 2006-02-01 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brandy22kc.livejournal.com
i'll have to try these tonight while i'm parting !!! btw the fact that you know how chery eatabe undies taste after someone has been dancing in leather pants makes me wander ;)

Date: 2006-02-01 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I can neither confirm or deny that I said that. Someone in the house at the time did. I can, however, confirm that I, myself have never worn edible underpants.

Date: 2006-02-01 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
I wonder how confortable they would be, for I too, have never had an inclination to wear edible underware, nor has (luckily) anyone asked me to.

Date: 2006-02-01 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brandy22kc.livejournal.com
i've never worn/eatten them, but yesterday at spencers saw the fruit roll up kind and chocolate thongs

Date: 2006-02-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I saw a sort of candy thong the other day somewhere -- like the candy necklaces, but underwear. And I thought to myself, "Self, I think that would be really profoundly uncomfortable."

Date: 2006-02-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (calvin flailing - from atke_icons)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Not to mention, even more unsanitary than usual...

Date: 2006-02-01 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I do have serious rules about which parts of my body are open to the introduction of sugar, certainly.

Date: 2006-02-01 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Note to self: wearing edible underpants at some point before the next KURS game will guarantee a card from K if I get the Devil. Wearing edible underpants to the next KURS game, however, is probably a poor choice unless I know the players very, very well...

Date: 2006-02-01 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
So now you're doing stuff simply because I haven't done it and it will give you cards in a KURS game? I can totally help out here -- I'll give you a list :)

Date: 2006-02-01 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Sure! It's kind of like using the Purity test as a checklist, ya know?

need a drink!

Date: 2006-02-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adammaker.livejournal.com
The Mauled by a Bear sounds Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally good.

Re: need a drink!

Date: 2006-02-01 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
It is reeeeeally good. Come by sometime, we'll pour you one.

Date: 2006-02-01 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adammaker.livejournal.com
I also deeply appreciate the fact that Bärenjäger is a traditional bear tranquillizer.
Now, that there is a strong enough drink!

Date: 2006-02-01 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
It's actually only about 35% alcohol. But still, as [livejournal.com profile] triadruid reminded me after I had consumed the better part of a bottle while in a terrible funk, "You can't drink it like it's mead."

Date: 2006-02-01 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Of course you can. It's just not always advisable. Me, I wanna be mauled by a bear too.

Date: 2006-02-01 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Clearly, then, the Barenjager should come to the Wild Hare Imbolc with us.

Question

Date: 2006-02-24 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
How do you get the multiple LJ cuts? When I type with several paragraphs, it only shows one cut.

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