Speaking of porn

[featherynscale]

Shiny time nerd porn poetry.
I saw it on sapiosexual, that's what.

Click the internet. You know you want to.

Also, kittenpants complains about lack of tongue ring. Motivation +5.

Comments

[brandy22kc.livejournal.com]

ahhh that song is in my head again "the inter net is for porn, the internet is for porn, grab your D!@# and double click, the internet is for porn"

Thanx, Honey

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

I love this man already.

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistles* How does one sign up?

Amen to Earnest

[nodeal57.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly!

Amen

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

"You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence."
-Elle Driver in "Kill Bill"

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I believe they tried this with the "reality" site 'bookwormbitches' (.com?) It still doesn't work, from the banners I've seen they're the same Prada handbag-wanting nymphos just wearing glasses and more conservative clothing. Oh, and they get gang-bung in a library instead of a locker room.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That would be the "bitches" part, I think. There is actual nerd porn on the net, though. I've seen it. Of course, I don't know where I've seen it, but I have. I'm willing to swear to it.

Also, it was told to me that nerdy_anna is a purveyor of nerd porn, but I have not verified this.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Motivational quotient to be determined, but tongue rings squick me out. Just to be obstinate different, ya know.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

How squick is squick, in this case? Like, "don't want to look at it", or more like "Don't kiss me with that in"?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Not exactly the latter; more of a "don't get the point", combined with "isn't that damaging your tongue?" - I never found a normal tongue to be less than effective for what I want it to do, but then I don't have a small 'on' button, so to speak...