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As far as the Wintertime holidays go, this was probably the least alarming of any in my memory. Most of that is probably because my interaction with the relations was confined to telephone calls, and then only to Mom and Grandma. Mom and Grandma were on relatively good behavior (which means that Grandma was not in the background yelling "Your mom wants grandchildren", like she was the last time I talked to Mom...) so that was easy. They are a little odd, though, the relations.

Example: I'm talking to Grandma, she commiserates with me on the upcoming loss of my job. I tell her about a job that I have heard about that I intend to apply for, which is a job in the public sector, and has potential to like, help people, and stuff, and also would be the sort of job that I sometimes went to school for, and would pay more than my current gig. And she goes, "I don't know. That doesn't sound like a very happy job. Not a very good job for a young lady. **heavy sigh** You just pray about that." But I suppose that if that's the worst of it, it's not too bad.

Also, Grandma sent me a check for Christmas that's being converted into new computer parts. She asked me on the phone what I was going to spend it on, and I tried to explain about the death of the computer. Talking computers with any of my relatives other than Mom or my Crazy Uncle is always a sort of exciting proposition, but I am brave and bold and willing to try. I had a hard time getting her to understand that I was not buying a whole new computer, only some new parts, but other than that, she seemed not to be too lost. She didn't ask any questions that had to be answered with numbers, so that made the conversation a lot easier. Somewhere on the net there's a page about a man who has a conversation with his mother about megabytes, and how that's just a measurement, and more than one thing could be measured in megabytes, just like you could have a pint of milk or a pint of blood, and then the mother goes off on "Why do you always have to talk about blood?".... That sort of thing is what usually happens when we try to talk about technology.

I did get to spend a fair amount of time with [livejournal.com profile] kittenpants' family though, and that was generally good. We played a rousing round of "Is [livejournal.com profile] kittenpants' brother gay or not?", which is always entertaining. Somehow, no matter how much information we get, we never seem to be any closer to the answer to that question than we were before. I told her yesterday she could just ask him, but she said that wouldn't be any fun.

Also, [livejournal.com profile] greektoomey gave us the clap, mono, and syphillis. Wasn't that nice of him? :)

Date: 2005-12-27 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beccak1961.livejournal.com
On our Katrina trip to Il we found Jim's brother's stash of porn, thus answering part of our question. He likes big boobed women and pretty vanilla stuff.

Date: 2005-12-27 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I suppose that would be a step towards an answer! I think [livejournal.com profile] kittenpants would have an aneurism if we found her brother's porn, though.

Date: 2005-12-27 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beccak1961.livejournal.com
Jim and Zach found it. But I don't think it phased them much. Zach and Josh were about 12 and 14 when they started pulling our "Variations" out of the trash.

Date: 2005-12-27 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
In regards to what [livejournal.com profile] greetoomey gave you, I wanted to get a Pertussis (Whooping cough) baterium to my friend from my *former* job. Unfortunatly, I couldn't find one. So I gave him Shigellia instead! Both have been a bugger in the Metro this year.

Date: 2005-12-27 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
We keep waiting for them to make a smallpox, so we can get it for you. Although, this year, we talked about getting a flu one and putting a beak on it... but then we thought you might chew off our heads in a fit of pandemic-paranoia-induced fury. So we decided not to :)

Date: 2005-12-27 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
LOL! That would have been hilarious! It definatly would have given me something to talk about in the office... "Guess what I got for Xmas! Avian Influenza!"

As it is, it may still be an appropriate gift for next WA. Lets just say, it ain't over yet.

Date: 2005-12-27 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloominglotus.livejournal.com
We played that game with Thadd's cousin. Everything points to "oh yeah".

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